So, apparently spending copious amounts of time in a swimming pool, a hot tub, drinking, and talking in a loud, douchey voice will result in the inability to speak.
My voice is high-pitched, scratchy, quiet, annoying, and went from sounding like Christian Bale in The Dark Knight on day one of voice loss…
…to Herbert the Pervert from Family Guy on day two of voice loss.
I never thought I’d say it, but right now in the race between the Summer 2009 Train and the Full Throttle Express, the FTE is losing ground. Dear heavens, where did I go wrong?
I’m going to have to make some major moves to redeem the first third of my summer thus far.
