I’m enjoying Tony Daniel’s Battle for the Cowl. It’s a fun story that includes a lot of villains doing what they do best (destroying Gotham, killing people) and a lot of heroes trying to step up and save the day in Batman’s absence. It’s incredibly entertaining.
Hell, I’ve even been pleasantly surprised by some of the one-shot tie-ins [...]
Archive for April, 2009
Real Talk with Saint Charles: Bring Back Bruce Wayne
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged arkham asylum, batman, battle for the cowl, bftc, bruce wayne, dick grayson, gotham city, neil gaiman, tony daniel, whatever happened to the caped crusader on April 28, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Weekend Update 4/17-4/19
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged carnival, donkey kong, drinking too much, drunk, express, full throttle, nair, super nintendo, typical, weekend update on April 21, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Some days I just wake up and wonder what the hell is wrong with myself.
I wondered that for the entirety of this past weekend as I continued doing what I do best and sabotaging myself by consciously making the wrong decisions over and over again.
Friday night I apparently pissed everyone off by trying to Nair [...]
Oops, I Relapsed
Posted in Uncategorized on April 18, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I’ve been doing really well recently. Not like emotionally or mentally, but in terms of how I’ve been acting while under the influence.
That’s not the case anymore. I’ve got one month and two days left at this school. I don’t give a shit.
Open Letter To the Smoking Hot Asian Girl Who Was Behind Me in the Burrito Line
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged asian, burrito, girl, gym, hot, saint charles, smoking on April 17, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Dear Smoking Hot Asian Girl Who Was Behind Me in the Burrito Line,
I’d like to take this time to thank you on behalf of the rest of the Asian community. While they are short and unattractive, you defy all stereotypical logic. You are of average height and totally smoking hot and that’s awesome.
While other Asians [...]
Weak-Ass Thing of the Week: That Guy in the Gym Who Sits Around Texting or Making Phone Calls Between Every Set Because He’s Soooo Important That He Simply Cannot Go Without His Cell Phone for the 45 Minutes It Would Take Him To Do His Workout If He’d Just Left It at Home Or in a Locker
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged cell phone, grab-ass, gym, lift, that guy on April 17, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I really hate that guy. I’m sitting there trying to get some shoulder press taken care of and the jerk who is using the dumbbells I want is taking five minute break between every set. And why is that? Because he’s so f***ing important that he just HAS to text all his cool friends while [...]
Bill O’Reilly vs. Eminem
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged bill o'reilly, conservative, eminem, feminist, hip-hop, liberal, lyrics, media, music video, porn, r3lapse, relapse, sarah palin, we made you on April 11, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Bill O’Reilly calls hip-hop the lowest form of entertainment? How about self-righteous pricks who take slams at actual entertainment because their own show sucks? I could give a f*** about Bill O’Reilly before, but this is just annoying. We all know Bill O’Reilly isn’t as concerned for Sarah Palin as he [...]
Man, I Hate Carlos Mencia
Posted in Uncategorized on April 10, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Carlos Mencia sucks.
Saturday Morning
Posted in Uncategorized on April 4, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I’m dehydrated, about an hour away from a headache. Went to bed angry, woke up angry. Don’t know what I was mad about, but now I’m in a shitty mood. Six and a half weeks until I’m done with this school.
Staring Responsibility Straight in the Eyes
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged a cappella, America, cheap vodka, concert, full throttle, MC, plan, responsibility, saint charles on April 2, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
People know a good thing when they see it. Which is the reason why people can’t keep their eyes off of me. In fact, the public so craves Saint Charles in the limelight that I was asked to MC some gay-ass a capella concert tomorrow night.
Since I know so few other people who are actually [...]
