I still haven’t been able to download a good beat mixer. Once I do I will begin producing a beat to go with my many flawlessly crafted rhymes. It will be the most full throttle rap song ever.
Record labels lurking.
Archive for March, 2009
The Dream
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged beat, beat mixer, download, full throttle, produce, rap song, record lable, rhymes, the dream on March 31, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Why Old People Rock
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged aging, babies, breakfast buffet, brewskies, decades, dick, dumb shit, elderly, experience, health, impress, ivy cap, neighbor kids, old folks, old people, pancakes, suit, top, top five, wife on March 31, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
When I get old I don’t want to be one of those old people who is up at seven in the morning so they can rock breakfast buffets. I want to be the dude who sits around on his front porch with his lovely wife of many decades, sipping brewskies and yelling at the neighbor [...]
Weak-Ass Thing of the Weak: Fugo PDAs
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged bill murray, cute, dykes, fugo, ghostbusters, necking, pda, slimer, ugly on March 31, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
It’s no secret that our campus is kinda busted. So it was a pleasant surprise to me when I started seeing good-looking girls wandering around here and there.
But, of course, this perk came with a price. Since the university refuses to raise the mean level of attractiveness available at any given time each extremely attractive [...]
Man-Crush of the Week: Tony Daniel
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged batman, battle for the cowl, blog, spoiler, tony daniel on March 19, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Tony Daniel is writing and drawing Batman: Battle For The Cowl. This is a sample of his art. Unfortunately, his blog (in my blogroll) is down due to a little spoiler slip-up. Regardless, he’s the man.
That is all.
Who You Should Be Listening To: 3Oh!3
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged 3oh!3, album, don't trust me, electronica, gay, hip-hop, richman, rock, shutter shades, want on March 12, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I’m totally gay for this song right now. It’s called “Don’t Trust Me” and you should check it out below.
Pretty funny music video with a sweet band. I recently got their album “Want” took a little getting used to at first but is a worthwhile investment if you like their sound.
Here’s [...]
Weekend Update 3/6-3/7: Ocean City Hotel Gets Full Throttled
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged boardwalk, drunk, full throttle, hotel, job fair, lobby, ocean city, rum, security, summer, weekend update on March 12, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I was in Ocean City last weekend for the job fair trying to find work and a place to stay for this summer. I drove up with Kevin and we snagged a hotel Friday night and got down to business.
We were chilling in the hotel, getting our drink on, and talking about the summer and [...]
How to Live Full Throttle During Mid-Terms Week
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged mid-term, party, full throttle, five step program, ocean city, strep throat, summer, pink eye, spring break, how to on March 9, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Here’s a quick little “How To” on just exactly what it takes to maintain a full throttle lifestyle while being bogged down by the slew of papers and tests teachers assign come Spring Break time.
It’s not going to be easy but if you really try, you too can live as full throttle as I when [...]
St. Charles Goes Renegade
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged college, g, gatorade, hippies, liquor, maryland, powerade, renegade, seahawks, sheetz, st. mary's, subzero, tidal wave, vodka on March 4, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I had to pleasure of visiting St. Mary’s College of Maryland this past weekend.
All was fine and dandy (aside from the verifiable plethora of hippies) but one thing stood out above all else.
Come drinking time I needed a little something delicious to mix with my nail-polisher-remover-esque vodka. Soda was out of the question since [...]
The Racism Epidemic
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged asian, campus, cigarette, gut reaction, racism, racist, second-hand, smoke on March 4, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I’m walking down campus and I get stuck behind some asshole smoking a cigarette. I’m not able to dodge around him because there are to many people around us, so I’m catching all this second hand smoke directly in my face.
I’ve never been a smoker and I don’t intend to be one. I used to [...]
