I was trying to come up with something good for my 50th post. And then I came across this.
As some of you know I’m a pretty big Batman fan, so when I found out that he was my great-great-great-great-great-(etc.)-grandfather, I was totally stoked.
Archive for January, 2009
Batman is Everyone’s Ancestor
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged adam, ancestor, bad ass, batman, cape, cowl, eve, full throttle, garden of evil, joker, satan on January 29, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Weak-Ass Thing of the Week
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged asshole, brain aneurysm, brain cells, campus, champ, christmas, cold, freshman, full throttle, google, hero, herpes, ice, ill, pasty white, shorts, sick, snow, storm, stupid white people, thing of the week, under-dressed, walking pneumonia, weak-ass, weather, white people, winter on January 29, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
When I was merely a freshman, it was brought to my attention how much white people love to wear shorts in the winter.
Now check out this f***ing asshole right above here. I got on Google and image searched two words together: snow shorts. The entire first two pages of results are just white people standing [...]
Top 5 Albums
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged albums, amazing, beats, blink 182, catchy, cds, dr. dre, eazy-e, ice cube, itunes, lil wayne, lupe fiasco, lyrics, N.W.A., rap, release dates, self-titled, straight outta compton, take off your pants and jacket, tha carter ii, the cool, third eye blind, top 5, windows media player on January 22, 2009 | 3 Comments »
I was going through my Windows Media Player (no, I don’t have iTunes) and I started coming across a lot of cds and songs I loved that I hadn’t listened to in a while. It got me thinking about the CDs I used to love that I can still listen through all the way to [...]
Gravity Want Some Drama
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged ass, dance, drinking shoes, drunk, Drunk Charlie, f. scott fitzgerald, full throttle, gravity, gym shoes, inner ear problems, the beautiful and damned on January 21, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I’ve been reading F. Scott Fitzgerald’s “The Beautiful and Damned” which despite the seemingly obvious connection is, in fact, not about me. One of the main female character’s best friends is described as being the type of girl who keeps up with all the latest music. Whenever a song she knows comes on at a [...]
Weekend Update 1/9-1/11: Pittsburgh Gets Full Throttled
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged shenanigans, weekend update, party, full throttle, saint charles, game time, drunken, football, drink, chipotle, car, break, pittsburgh, university, pitt, pj, peter, panthers, Filipino, Male, HJ, teen comedies, hilarious, raunchy, baltimore, lotion, broken car, beer pong, apartment, drunk girls, souvenir, sorrento's, geico, chargers, steelers, san diego, mall, shutter shades, half-shutter, campus, gay porn, lube, steak, wings, beach party, lovely ladies, common courtesy, liar, pee on January 14, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Like most hilarious and raunchy teen comedies my weekend started off with a sexually motivated road trip. My friend (and guest blogger from the epic Drunken Thoughts, Pt. II) PJ had offered me a once in a lifetime HJ… if only I could find my way up to his school, the University of Pittsburgh, for [...]
Sleeper Pick of the Week: Cottage Cheese
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged cheese, cottage cheese, delicious, eat, fat, fat content, fruit, milk, peach, pear, pineapple, protein, sleeper pick, snack on January 13, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I just got back from the gym and I’m sitting here lunching on some cottage cheese with little diced pears, peachs, and pineapple. Now while most people can agree that the diced mixed fruit assortment is delicious, a lot people beefs with the cottage cheese.
Ever since day one when I started reppin’ the CC, people [...]
