Yes, that’s right. I resolve to continue living full throttle in 2009. While others make resolutions about the changes they want to make in their life, I will keep up the level of bad-assery I have worked hard to attain over the past twenty years and hopefully increase it.
It may seem redundant to make such [...]
Archive for December, 2008
New Year’s Resolution: Live Full Throttle
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged 2009, bad ass, ball, day, drop, eve, foresight, full, full throttle, game time, life, live, living, living full throttle, new years, no idea, rare, resolution, resolve, routine, throttle, typical on December 31, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
The Ignorance Epidemic
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged battleship, brain, carrier, challenge, charlie, charm, dead, destroyer, epidemic, fumble, girl, grader, hear, idiot, ignore, no, party, saint charles, see, speak, sunk, third, young lady on December 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Saint Charles is at this party and he sees a cute girl. So he goes up and starts talking on her, right. Well, things are going okay until the exchange (which mirrored that of a brain-dead third grader on my part) ends after like two sentences and one bad joke.
No biggie, I figure I’ll just [...]
Is that the Christmas Spirit in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged 3d, 5150, 826, all i want for christmas, basshunter, batman, Bible, bill nighy, billy mack, books, break, bret easton ellis, bruce willis, chick flick, Christ, christmas, christmas is all around, Christmas Spirit, classic, clay, college, cunnilingus, dance, detective comics, die hard, east coast, eazy duz it, eazy-e, european, fan favorite, frank capra, george bailey, get down, God bless, Gospels, heart warming, holiday, Holy, home for the sick, it's a wonderful life, Jesus, jingle bells, joanna anderson, John, john mcclane, LA, less than zero, love actually, Luke, Mark, mary hatch, Matthew, merry, movies, music, N.W.A., narrator, nativity scene, night before christmas, off-season, olivia olson, paul dini, pop-up, remix, rituals, robin, santa claus, school, season, skyscraper, slayride, snow, soundtrack, state of mind, stud, thanksgiving, the joker, three wisemen, tiny tim, traditions, Virgin Mary, vulgar, winter on December 24, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Everyone has their own little traditions they follow to get into the Christmas Spirit. Some people don’t feel connected to the season unless it has snowed. Others feel it immediately, the moment Thanksgiving is over.
Me, I go through a number of rituals that put me in the correct state of mind for the holiday season. [...]
Drunken Thoughts Pt. II
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged abysmal, awful, bad movie, brendan fraser, compatriot, dragon, drank, drinking games, drunk, drunken, emperor, esteemed, five minutes, guest blogger, hammered, joke, mummy, peejamus, seven, smashed, terrible, thoughts, tomb, trashed, understand, wasted on December 21, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Yo, so tonight I drank and watched Mummy Seven. Holy hell. What an abysmal movie.
Maybe it’s because I drank too much, or maybe it’s because this was a flat-out awful film, but this movie made no sense. And also sucked a lot.
I did some thinking and yeah, The Mummy was an enjoyable film. But none [...]
Goodbye Fall ‘08 Semester, Hello Winter Break
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged accomplishment, be nicer, boost, cd, christmas, classes, decision, drunk, empathy, exams, f-word, fall 08, fall out boy, folie a deux, full throttle, goals, GPA, half and half, highlight, job, live, material, needs work, school, season, semester, sense, stop, swearing, sweater, sweater-vest, winter break on December 16, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Another semester has ended and I’m left feeling only moderately accomplished. I had set out a series of goals and things to work towards for myself going into this school year.
Here I am, halfway through, back at home after finishing all my classes and finals and I gotta wonder: did I actually accomplish anything this [...]
Weak-Ass Thing of the Week
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged 3-d, armies, army, brendan fraser, career, cgi, chump bitch, crash, dragon emperor, failing, ineptitude, jet li, journey to the center of the earth, living dead, movies, mummy, rachel weisz, returns, seven, shame, shaving, tarantula queen, the rock, thing, undead, voice crack, weak-ass, week on December 14, 2008 | 1 Comment »
When is this son of a bitch going to stop making movies about mummies?
Weekend Update 12/12-12/14
Posted in Uncategorized on December 14, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Nobody’s perfect.
Hangover Remedy
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged 10 step, advil, bottle, chipotle, cleansing, dominated, drunk, dumb, hammered, hangover, last night, laugh, music, piece together, relax, remedy, repeat steps, revitalizing, ripped, sensible, sleep, smashed, think, throttled, tomorrow, trashed, water on December 12, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I’m sitting here kinda drunk before going out and I’m thinking to myself, “Self, you are gonna be ****ed up tonight and you got work to do tomorrow! What will you do?”
Hope your hands aren’t full because I’m about to drop some knowledge that you’re gonna want to pick up.
My hangover remedy, peep this shit.
Rain, Rain, Go Away
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged bad ass, bitch, Boba Fett, busted kicked, cold, dehydration, die, dreary, dry, freshness, go away, miserable, mother nature, nice hair, park, rain, rainy, rihanna, smile, stroll, umbrella on December 11, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
This shit has got to stop. We’ll be getting like three dry (albeit cold) days in a row followed by two-three of rain. It’s one thing rain when there’s a drought or your car is dirty, but this is just uncalled for.
The only thing worse than a rainy day is a cold and rainy day. [...]
