It’s that time of year when people are forced to think about the things they are thankful for.
So what’s a brother gonna do except post on it?
First things first, I’ve got to honor this day for its true meaning.
On the fourth Thursday of November several hundred years ago the Native Americans and Pilgrims put aside their differences (scalping, white man diseases) and decided that turkey was delicious. So they communed, probably knocked back a couple cold ones, chatted on how nice the chief’s daughter was (no doubt she was smoking). And that was the first Thanksgiving. They probably even passed around the peace pipe and then shared jokes native to each other’s cultures. Good times.
Well, now it is over twenty decades later and here I am repping out this most revered of holidays blog stylee. And what better way to do that than by listing the top five things I’m thankful for this Thanksgiving season? Feel me on this.
5) Liquor stores that don’t card
4) Girls with plump, but perky, soft, but firm, sizeable, but shapely personalities
3) Football teams with winning records (I’m talking Skins & Noles here)
2) The little conveniences in life, like close parking spots, having exact change, or remembering to pull up my fly when I go commando
1) Everyone who manages to put up with my out-landish (and admittedly full throttle) shenanigans day in and day out a.k.a. my family and friends
So there it is. The big five. And that’s my spiel. Have a Happy Thanksgiving.
We’re finally on the home stretch to Christmas!
