As promised it’s time I dropped some of my primo knowledge on rocking out shit that hits harder than any Disney/Pixar film could ever dream of. Forget what you’ve heard about kitchen rats, talking toys, and cars with personalities. This is just a sampling of the soon-to-be blockbuster that will make every Disney/Pixar film ever [...]
Archive for November, 2008
Sampling From My Blockbuster “Double Trouble”
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged best movie ever, biting, black, blockbuster, budget, cheating wife, disney, double trouble, espn, finding nemo, foreplay, hacks, intercourse, lightning bolts, low, movie, nails, pixar, porn, primo, roadkill, sampling, screenplay, slut, threesome, white, whore on November 26, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Anything Disney/Pixar Can Do I Can Do Better
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged aforementioned, beyond, blockbuster, damn, disney, family-friendly, film, formulaic, honor, IMDB, piece of garbage, pixar, ratatouille, soon-to-be, suck, the incredibles, top 250, toy story, undeserving, wall-e on November 24, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I was checking things out on IMDB after my post about that Wall-E last night and I couldn’t help but notice how many damn Disney/Pixar movies are ranked in the Top 250 movies. I loved Toy Story and The Incredibles, but trash like Ratatouille and the aforementioned Wall-E are beyond undeserving of this honor.
After some [...]
Preemptive Thanksgiving Post
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged big five, blog, chief, christmas, close, commando, dark meat is better than light, daughter, delicious, diseases, exact change, family, first Thanksgiving, football, fourth Thursday, friends, full throttle, girls, happy, holiday, home stretch, jokes, liquor stores, native americans, nice, November, parking spots, peace pipe, personalities, pilgrims, post, preemptive, scalping, teams, thanksgiving, top five, turkey, white man, winning records on November 24, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
It’s that time of year when people are forced to think about the things they are thankful for.
So what’s a brother gonna do except post on it?
First things first, I’ve got to honor this day for its true meaning.
On the fourth Thursday of November several hundred years ago the Native Americans and Pilgrims put aside [...]
FSU @ UMD: The Rightful Outcome
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged 37-3, all, fsu, is, that, umd on November 24, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
37-3. That is all.
Weak-Ass Thing of the Week
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged animated, bullshit, crack, dc, disney, fake, md, movie, nike boots, oscar, pixar, rapper, robot, thing of the week, uneducated opinion, wale, wall-e, waste of time, weak-ass on November 24, 2008 | 2 Comments »
It should go without saying that I have been privy to some bullshit in my day. But never to the degree that this Wall-E movie is flexin’ on me. Now, it should also go without saying that I haven’t even wasted time seeing this movie, but here’s my two cents regardless.
Wall-E is a movie about [...]
FSU @ UMD
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged acc, bc, beyond stoked, championship, college park, florida state, fsu, seminoles, terps, umd, university of maryland, wake forest, worth it on November 22, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Been a couple days since I’ve posted, but this is certainly worth recognizing. Tomorrow I’m heading over to College Park to watch the Noles take on the Terps in a pivotal game which will help determine who will be going to the ACC championship.
This is the first Florida State game I’ll actually be seeing live. [...]
Most Full Throttle Weekend Ever
Posted in Uncategorized on November 16, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I don’t even know what to say. Yesterday I almost thought the dream was over. My head was pounding, my soul was crushed, and I didn’t know if I could keep up my full throttle lifestyle. It all hung in the balance. After two nights of getting dominated birthday stylee, I wondered if I had [...]
Drunken Thoughts Pt. I
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged drunk, drunken, thoughts, part, one, pt. I, sunshine, rain, special, green shoes, Sunday, Hi, gay, totally, mindset, luck, consistency, oxygen, bitties, no, love, chick, cleft lip, overbite on November 15, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Recently I’ve been having very off-and-on weeks.
Some weeks I’ll get no love. Like not even the chick with the cleft lip and the overbite will look on me.
The 20 Year Miracle
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged 1988, beauty, better world, birthday, born, debaucherous, eclipse, eye-mutilatingly, frivolous, full throttle, game time, glory, hospital, incarnate, living full throttle, maryland, more enjoyable, perfection, potential alcohol poisoning, quaint, revered, saint, saint charles, sheer, twenty years, two decades on November 13, 2008 | 1 Comment »
In 1988, a bright light shot through the roof of a quaint Maryland hospital and exposed the world to the blinding glare of perfection incarnate. All at once the planet was bathed in a wave of eye-mutilatingly bright light, in sheer beauty some would say. On that day a Saint was born.
I will be celebrating [...]
The Jailbait Epidemic
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged arousing, check ID, eighteen, epidemic, five step program, freshman, freshmen, innocent, jailbait, lack of confidence, legal, legality, lure, minor, politics, shame, voting, worth the time on November 5, 2008 | 1 Comment »
So I’m getting my food on the other day and I see this cute freshman girl. She’s sitting with her friends and being all inconspicuous yet arousing.
Well I wanted to spit game but recently I’ve been having difficulty approaching the freshmen.
They all look so young.
