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It’s hard to not get excited when you hear who makes up this group. If you don’t recognize the gentleman above they are: (from left to right) Joe Budden, Joell Ortiz, Royce da 5′9″, and Crooked I.

The first time I hard one of their songs I was surprised to hear a group where each rapper absolutely destroyed his verse. Usually there’s an identifiable weak-link in rap/hip-hop groups, but that’s not the case with Slaughterhouse. Each one of these guys was making nice music before teaming up and now that they’re together, shit is ridiculous.

Needless to say, they’ve got their first single “The One” dropping sometime soon (although it’s already leaked online, of course). If you haven’t heard it already, check out the video below. If you have heard it, then you love it and you’re gonna peep this shit regardless.

Yeah, they’re good. Hit the jump to check out some of their solo tracks.

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I was leaning towards Bradley Cooper to be honest. Reynolds seems like the safe choice and I mean, come on, he’s already Deadpool.

It’s no question whether he can pull off the Hal Jordan/Green Lantern look, but the attitude… from what we’ve seen in his other movies he’s been too snarky and not arrogant enough.

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Oh, well, I loved Reynolds in Smokin’ Aces and I think he should be able to pull it off, it’s just a matter of overcoming the prejudices cast by her previous performances. That’s not to say I disliked all his previous work, I think he’s great, but I’ve yet to see him in a Green Lantern-esque role.

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Quote of the Week

“How I feel is that if I wanted anything I’d take it. That’s how I’ve always thought all my life. But it happens that I want you, and so I haven’t room for any other desires.” – Gloria Patch

The Beautiful and Damned by F. Scott Fitzgerald

Dear Unattractice Girls with Misleading Photos,

I could not help but notice that you’ve changed your medium of meeting guys from Myspace to Facebook. How could I tell, you wonder? Because I’ve received several friend requests from females of your ilk as of recent.

Whenever I see that little “+1″ alert in the upper right hand corner of my Facebook page I dread that it is one of you. Clicking on that icon only to be bombarded by a name I don’t know and a close-up picture of an eyeball is not the way to my heart or loins.

What are you thinking about when you set up these misrepresentative images? Does this really seem like a good idea to you?

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Okay, this one is gonna piss a few people off. But just hear me out because odds are your reasoning for liking this despicable example of weak-assedness will be addressed in the following post.

You know how sometimes people love something or someone so much that the very idea of that object in question becomes repulsive? Well, that recently happened for me when I saw the trailer to the soon-to-be-revered-by-lame-white-people-flick 500 Days of Summer.

Here’s the trailer just so we’re all on the same page:

Yeah, the movie looks like shit, no kidding. But that’s not what leaves the biggest bite mark on my ass.

What’s the Weak-Ass Thing of the Week this time?

Zooey Deschanel. As if you even had to think about the answer to that one.

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So, apparently spending copious amounts of time in a swimming pool, a hot tub, drinking, and talking in a loud, douchey voice will result in the inability to speak.

My voice is high-pitched, scratchy, quiet, annoying, and went from sounding like Christian Bale in The Dark Knight on day one of voice loss…

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…to Herbert the Pervert from Family Guy on day two of voice loss.

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I never thought I’d say it, but right now in the race between the Summer 2009 Train and the Full Throttle Express, the FTE is losing ground. Dear heavens, where did I go wrong?

I’m going to have to make some major moves to redeem the first third of my summer thus far.

It’s no secret I love Taylor Swift.

And then I came across this video from some CMT awards show or something.

Peep Taylor Swift and T-Pain. It is called Thug Story. And it is adorable.

I’m not gonna write a long post talking about what makes Taylor Swift and this video so great because if you’ve watched it you already know.

Amazing.

That is all.

The Hippie Epidemic

What could be worse?

Twice in the last two days while driving around hunting for jobs and girls of legal age I’ve been confronted with the ugly truth that hippies are not yet extinct.

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And yes, they’re ugly as ever.

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Holy shit. This summer sucks.

By the end of this week I will have been home for a month. I haven’t been able to find a job and I’ve only partied one weekend.

What’s a guy to do?

I’ll let you know when I find out.

This evening I was flipping through the channels trying to find something fun to put on while I worked out. I eventually landed on Resident Evil: Apocalypse. Since I’m currently on my second playthrough of RE5 and I hadn’t seen the film in a while I figured, why not?

So, I’m sitting here checking Google and IMDB to see if there’s any news of a fourth Resident Evil film. And, sure enough, we’ve got one scheduled for 2010. But, that’s not what inspired me to write this post.

Leon Kennedy

My favorite male character of the Resident Evil series is Leon Kennedy.

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And rumor has it that Jensen Ackles may be playing him.

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